*Quinn making up some disgusting song about poop.*
Katie: "Quinn!!! ENOUGH with the potty talk!!"
Quinn: "But.... Uncle Ben says it....."
Katie: "Well... *laughing quietly to myself*... Uncle Ben has a potty talk problem."
Katie: "PLEEEEEEEASE STOP LYING ON TOP OF OLIVER!!" Seriously, all day.
Quinn and Max: "Can we go to the laundromat again?!?!!? Please?! Please?!!"
Max: "Tan I pway my Wii?" Over and over again. All. Day. Long.
Zach: "Let's go to bed!"
Boys: "Nooooooo!!!!" (He says it probably every day within an hour or two from getting home from work)
Max in his "baby Ollie voice": "I'm a wittle butthead!!"
Katie: "Maxwell! We do not talk like that!"
Max: "It was Oliver!"
Quinn: "I can run really fast. I can run the fastest. I can run like, 6,9,7, fast. That's really fast, huh?"
Max: "Mama! Top bein' a punk!
Katie: "What did you just say?"
Max: "I said, Mama! Top bein' a PUNK!"
Max: "After I dow potty will you sing, "He's a jolly dood fella?"
Quinn and Max as soon as Zach walks in the door every day: "Papa! Let's wrestle on the bed!!"
Quinn: "Is Papa about 5 minutes tall?"
Katie: "Ok, enough screen time *turning off the t.v./wii/computer*. It's time to play with toys or color in coloring books or SOMETHING."
Quinn: "No!! I don't WANT to play with my toys!"
Max: "Me too!! I HATE them!!"
Katie: "Ok, that's fine. But we have a lot of toys, and if you're not going to play with them then we need to pick some to take to the DI *picking up toys to get rid of*.
Both boys: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Katie: "Quinn, I've asked you over and over again - Please do not try to kiss or hug Oliver while I'm nursing. I'm serious. Not while I'm nursing. Do you understand? Quinn, do you understand??"
Quinn: "I understand!" *running away, feeling successful after mauling the nursing Ollie.* Repeat every 3-4 hours.
Zach: .............. (It's March Madness, and he's a happy, happy man) ;)
Oliver: *lots of raspberries, squeals, and smiles paired with maniacal kicking that make him look as though he's so happy he just might explode.*
AND (I can't believe I forgot this one when I first posted this)....
Katie: "Hey Quinn, how does it make you feel when you see Mama and Papa kiss?
Quinn: "Happy."
Katie: "Oh yeah?"
Quinn: "Yeah. It makes me want to dance."
Then we tested it out, and it's true - he danced. ;)
7 comments:
LOL! They sound so funny. I like how you keep track of things they say. I should do that more often. I have alot of the same discussions with my kids. Especially the nursing issue. ak. Get away while I'm nursing please. :) Hope your week is starting great for you Katie!
I love this so much!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love it. I love it all. Your family is awesome. From raspberry blowing Oliver to March Madness watching Zach, hands down, your family rocks. :)
Like, like, like. I'm going to read this post several time, and laugh every time I read it:)
oh man this is so great. i love kid quotes!
i often laugh at things i find myself saying throughout the day just like your "stop lying on top of oliver!" funny, funny stuff.
HA! They sound so...Sigg. :) And many of the same things are heard over here....particularly the begging for electronic devices....esp. Wii. eesh.
On a side note, my security words for leaving this comment were:
youvente disisho. Say that 10 times fast.
"It was Oliver!" (That was my favorite.)
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